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Being a huge Elvis fan
网友投稿a pretty, young woman strolled into a tattoo parlor and announced that she wanted a picture of Elvis tattooed on her thigh. The artist asked her to sit and proceeded to comply with the request.
Upon completion, she looked down at the new tattoo and exclaimed, ''That doesn't look a thing like Elvis!'' She then stormed out of the room.
Down the street, she spied another tattoo parlor and walked in with the same request, on her other thigh.
The artist there got the same response, ''that doesn't look a thing like Elvis either!'' ...and she strormed out of that parlor as well.
Lying along side the sidewalk was an old drunk still bleary-eyed from the night before's consumption. She walked over to him prodding him with her foot. ''Does this look a thing like Elvis to you?'' she demanded, hiking her skirt.
The old drunk stared a moment and said, ''Lady, I ain't gotta clue about the twins there, but the fellow in the middle is a dead ringer for Willie Nelson.''