龙行龘龘!
  • Charitable lawyer

    网友投稿
    唉呦喂注册会员
    唉呦喂

    A man doing telephone solicitations for a local charity called up a prominent and wealthy lawyer and asked him for a modest donation.

    The lawyer became incensed at the request and said to his caller: "I bet you weren't aware that just this past week my wife required major surgery and the expenses for this surgery weren't covered by insurance."

    The caller started to apologize and express his regret for having asked for money and was interrupted by the lawyer who chimed in, "And this past month my mother died and my family had to put together an expensive funeral for her."

    Again the caller tried to apologize to the lawyer for attempting to solicit a donation and told the lawyer he was sorry to hear that his mother had died.

    "Then just this past month, one of my sons came down with a serious illness and almost died.....and my daughter needed plastic surgery to repair a congenital defect on her face," the lawyer added to the conversation.

    The caller again felt bad and regretted having bothered the lawyer for taking up his time and apologized to him.

    The lawyer then responded, "And if I didn't give any of these people my money, why should I give some to you?"

    769  2020-03-25  笑话
1 共 1 页,跳至

合作伙伴

更多 »
  • 暂无链接内容
秦时纷争150

关于我们 联系我们 免责声明 积分获取 SiteMap 哈哈谷所有作品均为会员提供或网上搜集,版权归原作者所有,如需商业用途或转载请与原作者联系。

© 2003-2022 Hahagu.com All Rights Reserved. 冀ICP备15003041号-2 所提供的内容仅供观摩学习交流之用,请勿用作商业用途!如有侵权,请及时 联系我们 删除。

欢迎回来哈哈谷! ×
  • 使用第三方账号登录哈哈谷:
意见反馈
↖内容投诉×
你认为这篇内容有什么问题?