Doing Shopping Too Early
It was Christmas Day but the judge was still very busy in the court. He was now questioning a prisoner.
“What are you charged with?” he said.
“Doing my Christmas shopping too early,” replied the prisoner in a sad voice.
“That's no offence,” said the judge. “How early were you doing your shopping, then?”
“Before the shop opened,” was the prisoner's answer.
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